Sup kangaroo, pouch feeling a little empty?
Santana do you always have to be mean? And yes. very. empty.
It’s a nervous tick. Like I have tourettes or something. At least you’ll be skinny again. The saddlebags were not a good look for you.
Very Funny Santana. Yeah. On my weight loss program now.
Good, cause summer’s here and you and I and Brits has gots to get our swim on. It would feel unbalanced if I only had one blonde flanking me at the pool. Life ain’t over just cause you had a kid.
Sup kangaroo, pouch feeling a little empty?
Santana do you always have to be mean? And yes. very. empty.
It’s a nervous tick. Like I have tourettes or something. At least you’ll be skinny again. The saddlebags were not a good look for you.
Sup kangaroo, pouch feeling a little empty?
I found time today to make a new recording of myself singing!I just know you’re all going to love it and I’m thinking about making this song my solo at Sectionals this year.
This is my version of the first song from the controversial but stunning musical Spring Awakening. The song is entitled Mama Who Bore Me and is sung by the character Wendla, who was originated by one of my newer idols Lea Michele.
Shouldn’t plan that far ahead Berry.
You could have an accident or something before sectionals. An accident involving only your shrill, shrill voice.
Wouldn’t that be sad?
Just reblogging for the copious amounts of truth and want. Santana needs a Finnocence to take advantage/make fun of.
I’m ready for an extracurricular other people are jealous of. I could use the status boost. Besides, this year I’m sure to be head cheerio. Which means top of the pyramid. And if there’s one more thing I like being on bottom, it’s being on top ;)
Plus I miss being part of a WINNING team.
Looking for a place to play Finn. Doesn’t matter what it is; future or school based. Would prefer future but doesn’t matter. I mainly ship Finchel but I will do others. Let me know.
ooc: we could use a Finn here :)
Santana needs her Brits something fierce. Look at them. Look at how happy/sexy they are! This roleplay is set post-season one so no Brittana cuteness has really happened yet but…you know. Sweet lady kisses are certainly in the works. Plus they’re BFFs and Santana doesn’t function very well without her sweet little Brittany to link pinkies with. So take Brittany. Because it makes Santana feel like this:
OR if you’re just interested in joining the roleplay, the only other taken characters are Quinn and Puck…so all you Rachel Berrys, Finn Hudsons (especially if you ship Finntana, because I sure do! but also if you don’t, because the world isn’t about just pleasing me (: ), and other Glee clubbers should CLICK RIGHT HERE and apply! It’s open-ended and super fun!
Why you gotta act like a bitch today, San?
Probably the same reason you impregnated Quinn.
It’s just what I do.
Yea? Well fuckin’ stop. Today is not the day for this shit.
Calm down Puckerman, at least you’re a total DILF. It could be worse.
Why you gotta act like a bitch today, San?
Probably the same reason you impregnated Quinn.
It’s just what I do.
